Matty's Funny Business

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food! Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.

 OG_Kush was first cultivated in Florida, in the early ‘90s when a strain from Northern California was crossed with a Hindu Kush plant from Amsterdam. The result was a hybrid with a unique terpene profile that boasts a complex aroma with notes of fuel, skunk, and spice.  The genetic backbone of West Coast cannabis varieties, OG Kush arrived in Los Angeles in 1996 when Matt “Bubba” Berger brought it (along with “The Bubba,” which was later used to create the famed Bubba Kush) from Florida to legendary cultivator Josh D. Since then, OG Kush has become a worldwide staple used to create numerous famous strains like GSC and Headband. There are many different phenotypes of OG Kush, including Tahoe OG, SFV OG, and Ghost OG.   Yield (oz/ft)² 3 - 6 Flowering (weeks) 10 - 12

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you. What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore. When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, “How long have you suffered from that condition?” The guy tells him, “Since next Monday.” What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast! What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

 Amnesia   Strain type: Sativa   Parent strains: Skunk No. 1, Cinderella 99, Jack Herer   Backstory: Amnesia is typically a sativa-dominant cannabis strain with some variation between breeders. Amnesia’s genetic forerunners have passed on uplifting, creative, and euphoric effects ideal for putting you in a great mood, no matter the day, time, or situation.   Growers should expect a 9-10 week flowering period with moderate yields. Amnesia normally has a high THC and low CBD profile and produces intense effects that new consumers should be wary of.

 Afghani   Strain type: Indica   Parent strains: None; landrace strain   Backstory: Afghani is a heavy indica strain named after its geographic origin, where the earliest varieties of cannabis are believed to have grown. Breeders worldwide have come to treasure Afghani for its heavy resin production.

 Lemon_Wreck (also known as Lemon Trainwreck) is a sativa-dominant cross between Lemon Diesel and Trainwreck. This strain features a taste similar to sour lemon candy, and produces both a strong body and head stone. While it may have stimulating and cerebral effects at first, this is truly a nighttime strain for some as it produces strong sleepy effects over time. Lemon Wreck is helpful to those suffering from insomnia or are in need of relaxation.   Myrcene dominant   Lemon Wreck/Lemon Trainwreck is pretty intense. I've found that a single bowl in most occasions is more than enough to get a good buzz on. If you're planning to go out and do something today, then I recommend using something different, bit of a couch lock

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.   I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!   Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!   I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!   What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I'm dressing!”