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 Cannatonic is a mostly CBD marijuana strain made by crossing MK Ultra and G13 Haze. This strain produces a relatively short-lived, mellow high that is also uplifting and powerfully relaxing. Medical marijuana patients choose Cannatonic to treat pain, muscle spasms, anxiety and migraines. This strain has a slightly earthy odor with a sweet citrus flavor.   Cannatonic is a very unique strain, from my experience. I usually smoke THC dominant bud, whether it be a heavy Indica or a daytime Sativa. This is true medicinal marijuana, though. Cannatonic has very little psychoactive effect.   Good yield moderate flower time 10-12 weeks   Cannatonic is a unique hybrid strain bred by Spanish seed bank Resin Seeds specifically for its low THC content (rarely above 6%) and high CBD content

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!   Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!   This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!   What's brown and sticky? A stick!   Can February march? No, but April may!

 Bubba_Kush is an indica strain that has gained notoriety in the US and beyond for its heavy tranquilizing effects. Sweet hashish flavors with subtle notes of chocolate and coffee come through on the exhale, delighting the palate as powerful relaxation takes over. From head to toe, muscles ease with heaviness as dreamy euphoria blankets the mind, crushing stress while bringing happy moods. Bubba Kush exhibits a distinctive, bulky bud structure with hues that range from forest green to pale purple.   Bubba’s stocky plant stature and bulky bud structure suggest Afghani descent, but its genetic origins aren’t certain. The breeder whom this strain was named after states that Bubba Kush emerged just after 1996, when an OG Kush pollinated an unknown indica strain obtained in New Orleans. The mother plant was supposedly Northern Lights, but the genetically ambiguous indica was simply called “Bubba.” Bubba Kush has flourished from its California roots ever since.   Its a small plant good for i

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it!   I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.   Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”   I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!   Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!

 Blueberry is an indica marijuana strain made by crossing Purple Thai with Thai. A true A-List cannabis strain, Blueberry’s legendary status soared to new heights after claiming the High Times’ Cannabis Cup 2000 for Best indica. The long history of the strain goes back to the late 1970s when American breeder DJ Short was working with a variety of exotic landrace strains. However, throughout the decades of Blueberry’s cultivation, the genetics have been passed around, due in large part to DJ Short working with multiple seed banks and breeders. The sweet flavors of fresh blueberries combine with relaxing effects to produce a long-lasting sense of euphoria. Many consumers utilize Blueberry to help contend with pain and stress, while connoisseurs and growers admire the strain for its colorful hues and high THC content   I feel like I'm wearing a hat. But I'm definitely not wearing a hat.   This is probably one of the better tasting strains. They can very a lot between different str

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!   Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!   A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!   Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!   Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!

 Blue_Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. Blue Dream produces a balancing high accompanied by full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the calming and euphoric effects that Blue Dream provides. Consumers also love the flavor - which smells and tastes just like sweet berries. Medical marijuana patients say Blue Dream delivers swift relief from symptoms associated with pain, depression, and nausea. Growers say this strain is best suited to the Sea of Green Method and has an average flowering time of 67 days. Fun Fact: Blue Dream originated in California and has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains.   I consider this strain perfect for my psychological problems.   The "Bayer" aspirin of bud that should be in every medicine cabinet. Smoking is slightly blueberry and harsher then expected. can be made less mild with tweeks in grow and curing methods   Yield (o