Five_Dad_Jokes

 Five_Dad_Jokes

found on the internet and then refound by you.

 

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.

 

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!

 

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!

 

I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!

 

What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I'm dressing!”